If anyone agrees to marry me I’m just going to tell them to look at my old blog posts. That should really scare them.
If anyone agrees to marry me I’m just going to tell them to look at my old blog posts. That should really scare them.

Jake Gyllenhaal in his Jarhead days. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being “in love” which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident…” -St. Augustine

Dave Salmoni, you are hottttt. Hopefully those lions don’t kill you cause you is fineeeeeee.

Hunter Pence, I hope you know you’re ass is the background on my phone. And I plan on sitting in Hunter’s Lodge sometime soon. You is sexyyyy.
Stop being a bitch about everything and grow some balls. I really don’t like when people complain about everything and do nothing about it. Suck my dick if you have a problem with that.
In other news, first week of senior year wasn’t too great. R.I.P. Ashley LaBiche