August 2010
1 post
If anyone agrees to marry me I’m just going to tell them to look at my old blog posts. That should really scare them.
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
3 posts
“Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion....
August 2009
3 posts
Suck it uppppp.
Stop being a bitch about everything and grow some balls. I really don’t like when people complain about everything and do nothing about it. Suck my dick if you have a problem with that.
In other news, first week of senior year wasn’t too great. R.I.P. Ashley LaBiche
“What you wanna be married to me for anyhow?”
“So I can kiss you anytime I want.”
July 2009
2 posts
tfln
(847): So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he loves you,...
– Richard Siken (via riotgirl)
June 2009
29 posts
Can we talk about how I feel like puking my brains out right now? Ew, so not appealing.
“It doesn’t have a lot of flavor, but I love the way it feels in my mouth.”
-Paula Deen, you make this too easy.
My phone charger stopped working
Greatt. I hope Sam has her iPod charger in her carry on tomorrow. I can’t sleep because I’m too excited to see her.
Dub that.
Sam comes home in 12 hours. Get to see the family at the airport. Let’s pray the ‘rents don’t give each other the death look.
riotgirl:
Okay so my birthday is October 20th, and if you want to be like super awesome you could take me to go see Kings Of Leon, October 7th in Dallas. I’ll even hold your hand.
P.S. Tickets go on sale this Friday ;)
You have to take me too. It’s in the contract. Read the fine print.
Country Tavern is busting out the T.Swift
New favorite place.
The smell of sunscreen means it's really summer.
Time for a day at a fair then to a ranch for dinner. I love this:)
DMB on Today.
Perfect start to my morning:)
riotgirl:
So this guy who was really good friends with my mom and dad and was there when I was born just sent me a friend request on Facebook and it said “I remember the day you were born. It seems so long ago, I still talk to your dad from time to time.” At first I thought “Who is this creep?” Then I recognized the name. Talk about freak out.
Who???
Samantha
riotgirl:
kasarda:
It bugs me when people call you Sam. Btw, the DMB cd came out yesterday! And they’re playing 2 songs on Jimmy Fallon right now! Amazing!
Why does it bug you when people call me Sam?
Cause that’s not your name, B.
2102.) I'm falling for you and I don't think the...
(via blogsecret)
Samantha
It bugs me when people call you Sam. Btw, the DMB cd came out yesterday! And they’re playing 2 songs on Jimmy Fallon right now! Amazing!
Pick it up USA!
Costa Rica is kicking your ass right now, ugh! This is a fucking World Cup qualifier so stop being pussies.
DMB
Watching the special on Fuse. They’re also on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. I love this.
Fuck me in the dick.
Can I have some whiskey to go with this Dr. Pepper?
Worst day ever
Got the biggest scratch on my car. Fuck life. I’m not driving anymore.
1976.) I solemnly swear to pick you up when you...
(via blogsecret)
Oh, Summer
This one is gonna be the best yet. Filled with everything you can think of. Sam comes home in one week and after that it’s onnnnn!
1896.) I attempt to dream about you every night.
(via blogsecret)
Leaving school with 100 absences.
Booyah mothafuckaaaaaas.
Michael Bourn just fouled a ball into his nuts. I feel bad for him.
He’s always been one who finishes in the end…
Now that doesn’t sound. Please think before speaking.
Am I repelling boys?
They all just stopped talking to me the past couple weeks. Will you be my boyfriend? I need one.
You're going down like a sweet muffin
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1861.) I wish you would tell me exactly how you...
(via blogsecret)
Drunk girls singing Alanis Morrisette
Gotta love living by college students.
Fuck boys.
I’m dedicating this summer to cigarettes, alcohol, and nights with Mark Johnson endings.
May 2009
76 posts
Vagina Slimes
This lady across from me is smoking them. I’ve lost my appetite.
1755.) What I want more than anything is to have...
(via blogsecret)
I feel like a mother.
I woke up early, got ready, cleaned the house, went grocery shopping, and now I’m doing laundry- even the bed sheets.
Beautiful day.
Ate peppermints in art, did the physical fitness test in English, tanned during two lunches, and now I’m chillin in history.